" Off the North Coast of Ireland,
One morning there was seeen,
As plain as a pike stave a German Submarine,
Malony the Coast Gaurd went off in to a fit,
So said Paddy McGinty's Goat it up to Me to to do me bit.

He jumped into the water,
As frisky as a Whale,
He swam about that U-Boat and he wagged his little tail,
Down went his Horns and he stuck them in the boat,
He sent those Huns to Heligoland,
Did Paddy McGinty's Goat,"

Learnt off me old Grandmothers knee, 40 years ago - Aye and she was a County Cork lass - Sent over to Wales for her own safety in 1917.

Working as a Barmaid in the Angel Hotel Kairdiff (Safety ????) she met this handsome young mariner - And that 'Catters is a true story.

Gareth