The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #53384   Message #821925
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-Nov-02 - 08:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: Thread Bridge
Subject: RE: BS: Thread Bridge
Another case of a post falling down a post-hole and never being seen again....

I posted this message - or something very much like it - last night. It's not here anymore. I don't think I said anything controversial or insulting....well....no more so than usual....so I doubt Joe offed it. Anyway, here we go again....

Oakley! Dammit man! Now you've gone too far! Posidrive screwdrivers and Estonian Mudcatters are one thing! But Bridge is way beyond the limits of what is acceptable! I have given explicit instructions to my friends and family members that if I am ever caught playing Bridge or golf either one, that I will obviously no longer be in possession of my senses and should be immediately euthanized by whatever means is closest at hand. Even if it is "Thread Bridge", it's still Bridge and, as such, falls under the category of things that washed-up half-dead old farts wearing Depends do on Tuesday afternoons.

Shame on you!

On the other hand, if you can come up with a thread version of Extreme Croquet it'd be really cool.