Our oil consumption has imncrease by 30% since the last Bush war?

That Junior's daddy told Junior to go "finish" the job so daddy won't have to hear that "you didn't finish the job" crap any more?

Because Junior needs a cover for the horrid job he's doing a president?

Because the Senate and House are ow packed with a lot of fundalmentalist Christains (which is debatable) rednecks who just thing that blowing up other folks is what makes America great?

Because the folks bought Juniors selection want a return on their investment?

Because the folks who just bought the Senate want a return on their investment?

Because Junior and Vice Junior are oilmen with closew ties to other oilmen?

Because there are two dogs named Harkin and Halburton waitin' to bite Junior and Vice Junior?

Because defense department (war department) has a lot of stuff on the shelf that needs to be blown up so they can order bigger and better stuff for future shelves?

Because Junior is afraid that if he doesn't keep the American peoiple's attentions diverted that they will figure out that his I.Q. is about equal to a box of animal crackers?

Because as a kid he really liked the fireworks displays on the Forth of July and gets a winter craving?

Because...

Because...

Bobert