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Thread #11106   Message #82199
Posted By: Allan C.
27-May-99 - 04:46 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread! (Joke
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
BEAR ADVISORY

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Santee Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear feces.
Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear feces has little bells in it and smells like pepper.