Well well well, [that's three holes in the ground!!] The piskies n' elves n' things, have sorta got their act together and they summoned up a reindeer, and slung your prezzy on the sleigh. They pointed out San Diego on the map, and noted the close proximity of an air base, to where you live. So that's it, only about 5 0r 6 thousand miles to go now.

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?