Salvation Army free from sin
Went to heaven in a corned beef tin
The corned beef tin began to smell
So the Salvation army went to...
Helensburgh castle stands upon a rock
If you want to pass it you've got to show your...
Cocktail Ginger ale, half a pint of water,
Stick it up your.....
Ask no questions tell no lies
Shut your mouth and you'll catch no flies.

Learned this in school more than 40 years ago, funny how some things stick!!
Giok