Yeah, McGrath, but at home it's a shorter trip to the toilet (or haven't you turned 60 yet?) - and the refreshment stand at the movieplex doesn't carry Maker's Mark.

Well if they didn't serve diuretics in containers that are bucket, vat or something you could bath a baby elephant in, the distance to the loo wouldn't be so important. However they rely on this so that after drinking the entire contents of the bucket, you then need to pee halfway through the film. Cunningly placing the only working toilets at the farthest possible point without actually leaving the cinema, makes you take enough time out of the film to miss the denoument, so you HAVE to come again or buy the DVD/Vid.

LTS