He sang his songs to Mary Jane, The Folksinger
He straddled a goat and the mountains rang, The Folk Singer
At first Mary Jane was to be his bride,
But as his fame grew he just pushed her aside,The lyrics so bad I can't abide, The Folksinger.
Assuming that this is the crap you are after, then I guess you are quite unlucky. And to make your desolation almost complete, I actually have the lyrics somewhere. Should you wish to continue on your kamikaze mission I could even post the tune.
Your future happiness is in your hands, but I would bear no responsibility for the outcome. I must request your authorisation in order to proceed
My sympathies,
John