The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #53192 Message #823219
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Nov-02 - 07:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: Offensive grocery ID cards - privacy
Subject: RE: BS: Offensive grocery ID cards - privacy
Try this:
1. Look up the store's street address (or the chain's headquarters); 2. Register under a fictious name (I like Thomas Malvolo Riddle) at the address you looked up; 3. Give them the telephone number of your local police station (the non-emergency one); 4. Don't give 'em your email address!
The clerks don't care....
For a real laugh, when you pay by check and they request a driver's license, tell them you don't drive or that the cops took it away after your last "driving under the influence" offense. Then smile and show it if you want the stuff.