"Well if they didn't serve diuretics in containers that are bucket, vat or something you could bath a baby elephant in, the distance to the loo wouldn't be so important. However they rely on this so that after drinking the entire contents of the bucket, you then need to pee halfway through the film..."

Am I the only one who sees an opportunity to recycle the empty bucket and return its previous contents in an altered state? "Nothing of him doth remain but has suffered a sea-change into something rich and strange."