Kin I join the All-Idiot's Band, pretty, please?
Oh, it's not a marching band is it ? 'Cos I can't march and play the kazoo at the same time. I CAN drool and play kazoo at the same time and with some practice I could learn to march and drool at the same time.
Although I'm not a banjo player I'm a failed-to-learn-the banjo player so does that qualify?
Or, if you have too many kazoos I could learn to play the triangle:never could remember which side to hit and how do you tune it?
I was told with a 4lb lump hammer, but would a 25 lb sledge hammer be better?
I read the threads on fees, I don't think I could afford to pay so much
Must go, the nurse is coming back with my Prozac.
Oh, and I'm a white-collar librarian but I don't know any good stories, so do I have to put pebbles in my shoes?
Nurse, undo the straps, please.