1. Appeared in a newspaper ad for the closing of the New York World's Fair in 1965.

2. Completed two seasons of PAL baseball without getting a single hit.

3. Actually saw Charles Grodin's hairpiece - not on Charles Grodin's head.

4. Proud collector of comic books dating back to the 1960's.

5. Damn good cook.

6. Stood next to Howard Stern at a urinal in the Bottom Line. (I finished first)

7. Damn good homebrewer (mead too!)

8. Closet fiddle player. (If you heard me you would say I should stay in the closet)

9. Passionate soccer fan (suffering in a decidely non-soccer friendly environment)

10. Even more passionate Mets fan. (suffering in a decidely pro-Yankee environment)