1. I went to 12 different schools before graduating from high school...and didn't get kicked out of any of them.

2. I'm the third man in my family with exactly the same name.

3. I MIGHT be related to the JFK family.

4. I know how to say "please", "thank you", "where's the bathroom?" and "give me another beer" in at least eight languages.

5. I have more hair under my head than on top of it.

6. I have had cataracts removed from both eyes.

7. I play the bodhran...but rarely in public.

8. I'm a full-time college student...at age 56.

9. I'm retired from the U.S. Army

10. I met my wife (of 33 years) when I knocked her on her...self...while folkdancing.