Well, danged.

Just the facts, Bobert!

1. I got most of my teeth.

2. I once lost a scrabble game by 200 points. (My average is 125.)

3. I am not related to any one of the Beatles.

4. Though I think I have two college degrees, I am an idiot.

5. I did not have sex with Monika Lewinski.

6. I introduced Bruce Springsteen to the pinapple cheeseburger.

7. Though I have no idea what the ol' gal sees in my boney Wes Ginny butt, my wife P-Vine is one foxy lady.

8. The Wes Ginny slide rule lost a tiny screw in the back of it and the only replacement screw to be found was from Virginia.

9. I did inhale. (Ahhh, about 15 minutes ago... Or maybe it was 5... I don't know?...)

10. I did not pass my tpying class.

Hey, that was painless. I think someone should start a 10 "untruths" thread.

Bobert

p.s. I lied about one of the "truths". I believe that screw came from Maryland...