I am the only person I know who actually IS one-half snapping turtle, one-half mountain lion and one-half alligator, although many half pretended to be so.

I once actually and personally outdrank, outcussed, and outfought Mike Fink. This was never entered in the history books as he was East of the Mississippi at the time, and underage,

I have never been intimidated by a woman in my life.

I don't have a sentimental bone in my body.

I ama hardcore realist who cleaves above all else to the hard facts and the relapolitik; I believe that ideals are a for self-indulgent flibbertygibbets.

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