The perfect thread to clear up some ambiguities that have passed through the MC's PM system about me.

1. The LaughKat and I were once lovers
2. The LaughKat and I once co-hoed a row of corn (she hates gardening)
3. I can't lick my eye-brows (just ask HarpGirl)
4. I "love" the new mudcat
5. I give it regular to John from Hull (he thinks so, but its his dog)
6. I am not a musician
7. Le Petomeme was my tutor in tooting (it was CatsPaw)
8. No one has ever acoused me of screwing a goat
9. Max and I are "best friends" (and his goat is too)
10. I prostituted my grandmother on Canal Street for a hit of weed.