1.I love housework.
2.I exhibit unquestioning deference and respect to all adult males.
3.I never cry.
4.I demand proven statisical facts at all times.
5. I consider the music of the celestial sphere unproven and unimportant.
6. People are only important if useful.
7. Kids are annoying.
8. Book only collect dust.
9. My children always behave perfectly.
10. I'm practically perfect in every way.