1. I was adopted, my real parents were from the planet Krypton.
2. I'm a professional hacker. I hacked my way here. I actually live in St. Petersburg, and I bounce my email all around the world so it seems to be coming from some ditzy place in Colorado.
3. I haven't eaten chocholate since 1979. I don't like it.
4. I have five daughters and five sons. All the boys went to Ivy League colleges and all the daughters have won either an Emmy, an Oscar or a Tony.
5. I drive a Lexus.
6. I have a voice like Emmy Lou Harris, I paint like Cassatt, and I dance like Ginger Rogers.
7. I cook like Julia Childs.
8. I look like Marilyn Monroe.
9. My husband is an ugly, boring little troll.
10. I drive in NASCAR races in my spare time.