1.  I have won major awards for playing the bodhran and fiddle.
2.  I can't stand cats or other furry little critters, or any creature with feathers.
3.  My husband is Bill Gates. "Melissa" is just one of my pseudonyms.
4.  My family of origin would never be called "dysfunctional."  As a result, I always vote Republican.
5.  I'm devastated, because I'm turning 30 later this week.
6.  The only kind of songs I write are mushy love songs; I think parodies and satire are just plain childish and undignified.
7.  People often mistake me for Dolly Parton.
8.  I think men are generally useless creatures, primarily useful for changing tires and taking out the garbage, but the poor devils just won't leave me alone!
9.  My guitar work sounds like a cross between Chet Atkins, Les Paul and Andrès Segovia.
10.  I am a person of few words.
 
 

Genie
 
 

BTW, Amos and Deda, did the hogs really eat your sister?