1. I used to be a porn stud.
2. I fully support U.S. invasion of Iraq.
3. I love George W. Bush.
4. If George W. Bush were to die or become incapacitated I would love Dick Cheney even more.
5. I love rap music.
6. I love space music.
7. I dearly miss getting up at 5:30 every morning and going to work for a jerk-off ass-hole.
8. I think Collings guitars are pieces of junk and wouldn't have one if you gave it to me.
9. I love television.
10. I have seen Punch the Horse perform at least fifty times.

Bruce