1.) I think the best MCs are the ones that really put performers on the spot with the slander and lies they make up... right as you come on stage!
2.) I've got over a thousand tripleX videos in my extensive video archives
3.) Sex with strangers is ALWAYS preferred, and the more alcohol the better!
4.) I strongly feel that the US is the most peaceful example I can possibly imagine of people going out of their way to help each other be spiritually sincere
5.) Sit-coms and soaps are just about the most important things in my life (next to istening to my CD collection of Randy Newman in rush hour traffic in my Ford Galaxy with a 442 hemi with side rails...)
6.) I especially enjoyed meeting up with Herbert Hoover in Vegas!
7.) I think folk music is terribly dull when kept authentic, and I feel the need (constantly) to change the lyrics in order to get laid more often by trendy yuppies...
8.) I think women are overrated
9.) I wish I was giving birth right now to a terradactyle
10.) Though I've never been much good at making up music on my own ( 'cause I can't stand my own company without drugs), I sight read music perfectly...