1. I was once arrested for streaking throught the streets of Reading (Untrue: I was never caught!)
2. I have never been down a coal mine
3. I have not appeared on television four times
4. I did not at one time own 37 different stringed instruments
5. I am the only remaining supporter of Queens Park Rangers football team (Untrue: Roger the Skiffler is the other one!)
6. I do not play percussion in a Latin-Jazz band
7. I once saw Punch the Horse not appearing somewhere
8. I am a meat-eating alcoholic
9. I am not the source of the Mudcat mascot "The Little Pissant"
10. I never interviewed David Bellamy.

mooman