At various times, I actually told my children ALL of the following:

1)I danced in a ballet company (you'd know how unlikely this was if you'd ever seen me)
2)I drove a tank
3)I was a highwire artist in the circus
4)I wasn't upset that my monthly bus pass had been cut into confetti by ickle play scissors
5)That if my son could catch a pigeon in Sauchiehall Street he could have it as a pet.
Not about me but:
6)the tiny little cartons of milk and pots of youghurt are actually produced by tiny little cows.

Cheers


Steven C