I am 25
I am 13 stones of rippling muscle
I am a shade over 6 ft tall
I am as good on the 12 string as Leadbelly
I am heir to vast vineyards in Alsace
I am desired by women
I am fluent in 8 languages
I am an obsessive watcher of soap operas, game shows and pop idol
I am an avid Thatcherite
I am a well known blues singer in Newton Aycliffe.