1. I am psychic.

2. I know everything.

3. I'm a great housekeeper.

4. I'm a lousy cook.

5. I'm a financial genius.

6. I once won a gold medal in Olympic figure skating.

7. My other fiddle is a Stradivarius.

8. My other car is a broom.

9. I go barefoot and I have no indoor plumbing.

10. I love baseball.