1 i dont masturbate even on sundays
2 i read war and peice for sexuall gratification
3 i want tory blair to get another 3 terms
4 i never eat yellow snow
5 i always do the can cantwice before i fcuk the dog
6 the cat watches
7 i only sleep with clean living girls
8 the pope reads my thoughts and communicates them to santa
9 i was kept in a green house and bled for the roses
10 During oral i always tell her before i come