Most women find me irresistible.

The ones who don't still get breathless when I walk into the room.

The only person I admire more than Jesus Christ is Gargoyle.

I once had sex with a donkey, and twice with a giraffe (using a ladder).

I can play circles around Clapton.

I long to vote Republican, but (Sob!) can't because I live in Canada.

I have a body that most men would kill to have.

I had a great weekend once with Diana Rigg, and another with Tina Turner over at Martha's Vineyard.

Jackson Browne visits me regularly. So does Dylan.

Joan Baez says that I am her spiritual mentor.

- LH