I'm the top cosmetics saleswoman for the Western World
I drive a large pink caddy
Math is my favorite subject
Balancing my checkbook is my favorite occupation
I hate dogs, they're pushy and dirty
I think if you've seen one redwood you've seen them all
I keep a clean house: cleanliness is next to godliness
Bonnie Raitt thinks I can play and sing better than she can
I wouldn't live way out in the country if you paid me
All the stuff I vote for usually wins