1. When I go sightseeing, I drive my fancy car round and round Juneau. Yes, I mean 'round and round': here is the ocean, here is a mountain, here is the ocean, here is another mountain, here is the ocean…
2. What I do for fun mostly is to go on extended dual hiking and kayaking trips. Last time I was out for almost three weeks.
3. I am the envy of almost all I meet, so talented, so trim, so right on.
4. I always say the 'right' thing.
5. I never procrastinate.
6. I don't have enough money for everything I need.
7. I like the lively way gargoyle's mind works. I would love to be his neighbor.
8. Frankly, I can scarcely bear the Mudcat (except for gg); it takes a lot of self-discipline to make myself sit here and read it for hours every day only to keep tabs on the dark forces in this world. But somebody's gotta do it.
9. . I look forward with giggles and keen anticipation to the next few years on this planet- hey, even the next few months will be hard to beat.
10. pssst... I think I'm in love with dubja.