Sorry, ketchup was made for French Fries.   I know there are those who like them with mayo, cheese, chili, and other toppings but you can't surpass perfection.

If you are in the Fort Lee, NJ area I will treat you to a plate from Callahan's. Their fries, a nice greasy dog and a Yoo-hoo and you have the perfect New Jersey feast! (I'm expecting hate-mail from Hiram's patron's!)

Ron