Right, Tom, I'm going to walk around town "always bearing in mind"... let's see.

Go to hardware store, get piping, remember the bit about a woman's breasts and martini. Go to bank. Notice martinis on teller.   Fill car. A woman's martinins are like a breast. Shop for glassware. Stay abreast of that Martini woman.

Oh, don't forget to get stamps on a woman's martini-like breasts and mail that martini -- walk to pharmacy, tell the gal at the prescription counter -- "I need to fill these martinis, please..." "I beg your pardon???" "I mean, um, a woman's breasts...might be too many...or something....I forget..." "All right, buddy, that's enough. I'm calling the manager!" "But Tom told me to always keep it in mind..."

Lemme know if you got any more advice!! LOL!


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