1) I have a chest hair 6 and a half inches long.

2)I have two books in my library signed and dedicated to Ronald Reagan by Lillian Gish and Eddie Cantor that were once in the Presidential library

3)I was the first person in the world to record a Paul Simon song other than Paul himself and I have a letter from him to prove it.

4)I loaned Abba a guitar when they forgot to bring one to mime with on a t.v.show we did.

5)I have a tape of Phil Ochs teaching me two new songs "Flower Lady" and "Christian Cannons"

6) I can go onstage to any number of people but I'm a socially hopeless case and a recluse

7)I could spend hours every day talking to Rick Fielding.

8)I've never watched a single episode of a single soap opera in my life therefore see note 6

9)I continue to believe there's a better way

10)I love baked beans