Mmm perhaps I'm missing something here but I've yet to see Morris Dancers parading round with a dildo.. it might be time to "update" the tradition . do away with the balloon on a stick or the bean poles, though I doubt if a dildo is going to help much with the fertilisation of mother earth.


Being an avid fan of "Buzzcocks" I'm also amazed they didn't take the piss that much and as far as Bill getting the answer right.. well it's all staged anyway.



Mick