I remember this from my schooldays. Another uncredited version.

Oh the Yellow Rose of Texas
And the Man from Laramie
They went to Davy Crockett's house
To have a cup of tea.
The tea was so delicious
They had another cup.
And left poor Davy Crockett
To do the washing up.

(Amazing how these things stick in the mind over the years!)
Nigel