1) I have a split uvula.
2) My most famous paternal relative is the Mayflower Madam.
3) My most famous maternal relative heard the dog bark in the OJ Simpson case.
4) My parents' address once translated as Condom Street.
5) I am a child of pure lust, the result of an afternoon quickie.
6) I also still buy stuffed animals for myself, and sleep with them.
7) I developed acrophobia practically overnight - went to college without it, came home for $mas freshman year and boom, there it was.
8) I was raised without any religion at all.
9) I had a grandfather who said "thee" in real life.
10) I enjoy speaking in public, apparently the most common phobia.