Late Additions:

I have to admit I paused at the uvula thing too (thinking: Jeez, Mrrz, how personal do you have to get?).

I am eagerly awaiting the chicken wing story, and only partly because I just like saying 'Chaka Khan'.

I have a vision of MTK putting the grandkids to bed years from now and having them say "Grandpa, tell us a story" and it's all about his black toenail and how he once fell victim to a voodoo curse (you can't say you weren't warned).

I admire grace and agility in people, but jugglers scare the ever-living crap out of me.