Mrs Drinkall from number 21 has just popped round to "borrow" an onion to enable her to make onion gravy. She was scantily dressed but I wasn't falling for it - Norris has gone to his sister's in Cleethorpes. It made me wonder if anyone else has ever lent vegetables to their next door neighbour.

This thread has already got that sinking feeling - could this be the one?