Hmmm. Apparently it's now a Nintendo game in which an over-muscled revision of Turok blasts dinosaurs with high-tech space age weaponry, for God's sake... Just the kind of crap you see everywhere these days, in other words. And Andar has disappeared entirely.

If the intelligence and exquisite taste of today's mass marketing systems could be summed up in a single word, I think that word would be...

RUNK!

Now where did I put those poisoned arrows? Got a Nintendo game that is gonna die when I find 'em! Right after I bludgeon that demonic, blathering TV set into oblivion.

- LH