What about the Elves that are fighting for Elven rights world wide - E.L.F. the Elven Liberation Front. I've had to double the pay of my elves and they get Hallowe'en off as a religious holiday (what, didn't you know that many elves are Pagan?)


And I'm still waiting to here if my secret santa is alive or got run over by a reindeer...

pax yall