1. In spite of the "King" I am female
2. And in spite of any evidence to the contrary, I'm Brilliant
3. I've only had but one true love (he's the King bit)
4. I only have 3 fingers on my right hand (King says it makes his.... look bigger)
5. King is monorchid (which makes my hand look bigger)
6. I've only ever written one proper love song and that was this morning (guess who for.....)
7. I was born the day before halloween & they say it shows....
8. I never agree with anyone about anything - especially not myself. Yes I do. No I don't.
9. When I was born my brother & sister thought I was a cat - and were severely disappointed when I proved not to be.
10. On balance, I'm quite glad I'm not a cat (they have to lick their arses clean).

Kris