You've clearly never been to a cricket match, Little Hawk. (I mean a real cricket match, not this version where they all wear coloured pyjamas and try to hype it up.)

Talking of which, there is a Belgian Cricket Federation. Perhaps for when the cow pat contest gets a bit too exciting for comfort.

(And that site has links to all kinds of other places where they play cricket. Including Afghanistan, Argentina and Israel. Notice a common factor? Real life maybe gets a bit too exciting in those places at times...)