Ok, here goes

1    I used to be a grave digger

2    My mother worked on the Enigma project during WW2

3    I believe in Twillingsgate

4    I once blew up Thurston Binns (if thats not obscure what is!)

5    My cousin is an actor on TV, played the dopey bike mechanic Malcolm on TV programe "Watching" with Emma Wray and Lisa Tarbuck. Now in the TV cop thing set on Mersyside. (I have never met him but apparently we share many physical characteristics)

6    I have a PURRfect pedegree Persian Pussy called Sally who came from the alley at the back of my house one night and decided to stay.(Unfortunately she forgot to pack her pedegree papers!)

7    I once organised the entertainment at a party for 3000 people lasting 4 days in Scarborough UK.

8    I had a nervous breakdown later that year!! (But the party was great!!)

9    I play my fiddle better between my knees than I do with it under my chin.

10   I once gave up my seat in a pub in Chiswick, London, to Jack Warner (Sgt George Dixon of Dixon of Dock Green and Blue Lamp fame)((the gossip at the bar was that the woman he was with wasnt his wife, shock horror!!!)) (((Dont tell anyone I said that by the way)))

Hope most of them are sufficiently obscure but they are all true (alegidly)