Nothing surprising here for me. Firstly - LH mentions Dachshunds. I should point out that another breed of small dog is the Yorkshire Terrorist.

Secondly. John from Hull does not exist. I thought I met him once in bear garden in Chapel Haddesley but the experience was so bizzare I think it must have been a dream.

Finaly, if he did indeed exist, you only have to combine that name (John from Hull) with Osama bin Laden to find the secret message 'Roll on Jihad - Ben Nul of Hammas'

QED...

Cheers

Dave the Gnome