SeanM, His name is actually Dick Butkus (as in "butt cuss"), but I'm sure he got called "butt kiss" a lot!Chet, the Male ("molly") and Female ("famolly") names, as well as the Orangejello ("Orahnzhelo") and Lemonjello ("Luhmahnzhelo") names are, as I understand it, names that have been given new babies by immigrants with limited English, sometimes abetted by hospital staff. Obstetrics staffers in Cook County Hospital in Chicago even used give new mothers "baby names" such as "Encopresis" when asked for suggestions. (They probably suggested names like Ovary, Vulva, and Enuresis, too.)
On the other hand, my grandmother, when working as a nurse midwife, once talked a woman out of naming her daughter Urine ("Yoo-reen")!
When my brother's son was born they considered naming him Christopher, but I reminded them that he'd end up being called "Chris," so "Christopher Pratt" would end up being "Crisp Rat."
I went to school with Dick Cox and Anita Bath. Later there was a guy named Allcock in a Women's Studies class I team taught. (He dropped the course.)
Other amusingly named people from my past:
Lance Shields
Wanda Trott
Dr. Gumm, DDS, and his hygienist, Mrs. Chu
Dr. Paine
Kay Pasa
Ron Doctor, Ph.D. (i.e. "Doctor Doctor")
Linda Titsworth ( a market research interviewee)
Robin Banks
Hung Far Low (a Chinese restaurant here in town)
Davey Crockett (I used to babysit him)