Well MM, drivel and drool and other vile, foamy, odiferous, mudlike, and nasty body secretions and expulsions are, after all, a specialty of mine.
Sorry Mary, I am indeed NOT the Spaw you seek, although I admit to being hung like Igor..........assuming of course that Igor is hung like a horse.........a large horse..........that farts.............a lot................at all times.....
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.........ahhhhhh.......good one..........Say, I'll bet you're real happy you dropped by huh?