So today the oil freighter, "Prestige", owned by, ahhhhhh, ahhhhh, who the Hell knows who sank off the coast of Spain with a bunch of Russian oil on board and it looks like its gonna be a purdy bad mess to clean up and gonna kill lots and lots of fish and water foul.

Well, I called my old buddy from my college days, Spiro Oilbux, and asked him if he was worried about anything and he said, "Heck, yes, Bobert, that's a lot of oil to loose!"

"Well, Spi, how about the cost to the envirmonment?" I asked to which he snapped back:

"Ya seen on sea gull and ya seen 'em all!!!"

Hmmmmmmm?

Bobert