Well, Dougie, I heard that when it came to the loadin' of all that pork that they started at the end of the alphbet so by the time they got the the "A" states that danged plane was about to burst with all the pork they laoded and they were afaid the danged thing just wouldn't get off the ground.

Next Pork bill will start with the "A's" and your boy will vote for it with both hands.

And you can take that to the bank..... but take some plastic with ya 'cause the account has an echo in it after today...

Bobert