I smell Satanic conspiracy here. How many paws does a cat have? Four. So now we have 1) our Catspaw 2) IgorMud's Catspaw and 3) the Catspaw wooden spoons that Elderly Instruments used to sell (which our Spaw has assured me were made by some guy from Michigan, not a flatulent fellow from Ohio). That makes three Catspaws. Where's the fourth one? More importantly, what will happen if all four are allowed to join forces? Do all Catspaws share a propensity for flatulence? Would the four of them combine forces for one incredible gigantic super fart? Would the result be the end of life as we know it?
Hey! President Dubya! Fuck Iraq and let Osama slide for a while! Put all available resources on this problem immediately! The fate of Humanity hangs in the balance! We must not allow the Fourth Spaw to be revealed!
One more question: Will the poor young lady who started this thread read these posts and think, "Jesus Christ! I thought role-playing gamers were weird. These folk-singing fuckers are absolutely loony-toons."?