Good point, Bobert.

Man, I can just see it now...that big old dumb rampagin' Republican elephant is tearing up the neigborhood again, ripping up trees, trumpeting up a storm, trampling down everyone in his path with an earsplitting HOOOONNNNK!

When suddenly...

Zip! Zip! Two arrows nail that sucker right between his piggly little eyes!

RUNK! he cries...sways...and topples like a felled oak...a look of witless astonishment frozen on his stiffening features.

Andar & Turok triumph again. Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. Right after that they could stew up the Democratic donkey for dinner, thus cleansing the nation of its two greatest monsters, and we could all look forward to a kinder, gentler, and far more honest America.

- LH