Damn Skiff....Thanks for the reminder as I had completely forgotten that Dr. Mudd was doing research here! We are proud to have him and think his extensive credentials will add mightily to the already impressive staff list at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. He keeps pretty much to himself but I understand a major announcement is coming from him soon.
For those of you who don't know, the NYCFTTS employed Dr. Igor Mudd in March of last year because of his in-depth knowledge of Cranial-Rectal Inversion. By supplying him with an almost endless supply of test subjects, we are in hopes that Dr. Mudd will be able to come up with a definitive cure and of course many will benefit.....including Neil of course who has had his head up his ass for years. If successful, we will also offer the cure to President Bush, although I have serious doubt there is any possibility of removing his head from his ass since most cannot distinguish between the two.